That’s It, We’ve Hit Rock Boris
Can someone please explain how this has happened? How has yet another Eton-educated establishment twonk become Prime Minister? How has he managed to do this without facing the general public in an election? How has a man who managed to get tangled in a zip-wire been handed the job of untying the unholy Gordian Knot that Brexit has become? How can a man who likened Muslim women to letterboxes claim that he is going to heal the rifts in our society and build a better Britain?
How can some privileged berk who used his national newspaper column to spread racism and bile in mainstream media now be our spokesperson to the world? How can a man who has singularly failed in every government post he’s ever held now be the UK’s top civil servant? How can a man who only cares about himself now be in charge of our health service and social care at a time when the NHS has been ground into dust and food banks are popping up across the country?
A man who has advocated whichever stance on Brexit was beneficial to his career? A man who is seen as an ally by Donald Trump? A man who pasted pure lies about the NHS on the side of a bus and directly helped bring about the `Yes’ vote? A man who vanished as soon as the vote came in and left others to clean up his mess? A man who can’t comb his hair? A man who can't keep it in is pants? A man who has drunken arguments with his girlfriend?
The most depressing thing is that all of this has come to pass within the laws of our democracy. If this can happen then there is only one conclusion - our democracy is broken.